This is for you my darling Brunette Twin.
Overheard at our house...
Brunette Twin: "When are we eating lunch? I'm starving."
Mom: "It's 5:00 p.m. We already ate lunch."
Brunette Twin: "No we didn't. I'm starving. I want to eat lunch now."
Mom: "What do you mean we didn't eat lunch? Of course we did. We had...."
Brunette Twin: "Nothing."
Mom: "Oh crumb. You're right. We didn't eat lunch. Well, it's too late now. We're eating dinner in a little bit."
Brunette Twin: "That's not fair. I'm hungry now for lunch."
Mom: "Well, you should have thought about that when I asked if you wanted to eat lunch."
Brunette Twin: "Did your parents ever forget to feed you?"
Mom: "I'm sure they did and I survived, so will you."
Brunette Twin: "You better write this on your blog. You always write stuff that we do on the blog. You need to write that you forgot to feed your children."
Mom: "And yet you survived this long without food."