Overheard at our house...
Girls: "Mom, we picked a movie. We want to watch Snow Dogs."
Mom: "You have your own snow dog. Why don't you play with him instead?"
Brunette Twin: "He wants to watch with us to see his pack."
Mom: "You're his pack. Go play with him."
Blond Twin: "Mom, quit fooling around. We'll pet Oreo. We really want to watch this movie."
Mom: "Well Oreo it looks like you're having a movie night with the girls."
Brunette Twin: "Mom, he's not really going to watch the movie is he?"