The blond twin was putting her dishes in the dishwasher after breakfast when I said her name loudly. She completely ignored me -- shocking, I know that a child would ignore her mother. She had her not-quite-empty juice glass in her hand. As she started to turn over the glass, I saw Oreo licking the inside of the dishwasher door.
I was just a step or two away from being able to pull the dog away from the dishwasher when she poured a bit of her juice on his head. I said, "Really? Didn't you see the dog licking the dishwasher door?"
She said, "No, but now he'll smell good." I just sighed and tried to get the juice off his head. She smiled and ran upstairs to brush her teeth.
I know it's a negative stereotype, but some days she is just so very, very blond.