Overheard at our house...
Mom: "I think from now on in the morning you should say good morning and kiss me before you kiss the dog."
Brunette Twin: "Why?"
Mom: "I'd like to think when you kiss me, I'm not getting second-hand dog germs."
Blond Twin: "Well, we really want to kiss Oreo first. He misses us when we're sleeping at night. We miss him too"
Mom: "Okay, so are you saying you don't miss me?"
Brunette Twin: "We miss you Mom, but we miss Oreo more."