Overheard at our house...
The blond twin was showing us her wiggly tooth when Daddy said, "You know, you'll have to let Sarah know we have a dog. You don't want Oreo to scare her." Sarah is our tooth fairy's name.
Brunette Twin: "Have you seen Sarah?"
Brunette Twin: "What does she look like? Does she have a fairy wand?"
Daddy: "She's a little fairy and she doesn't carry a fairy wand. She carries two little bags -- one for teeth and one for the money."
Blond Twin: "How do you know?"
Daddy: "Well, we have to help her sometimes. It's a lot of work carrying those bags."
Brunette Twin: "What doe she wear?"
Daddy: "A pretty dress with fairy wings."
Brunette Twin: "What kind of dress?"
Daddy: "I think it's Lauren exclusive."
Mommy starts laughing and says, "This is so going on the blog."