Overheard at our house...
Brunette Twin: Mom, why doesn't Daddy wear more ties?
Mom: He doesn't need one for his job. Why?
Brunette Twin: I think men who wear ties are handsome.
Mom: I agree. Ties do look nice.
Brunette Twin: When I get a husband, I'm going to make him wear a purple tie every day to work.
Mom: What if he doesn't need a tie for his job?
Brunette Twin: I don't care. I really like ties, so he'll have to wear one. I like purple, so he'll wear a purple tie.
Mom: What if he doesn't like purple? What if he likes green?
Brunette Twin: He can wear a green and purple tie, but it has to have some purple in it. I'll be his wife so he'll have to do it.
Mom: Somehow I'm sure he will wear a purple tie for you.