Overheard at our house...
Mom: "One more time and you'll be on time out. Clean up that mess. Do you understand me?"
Brunette Twin: "Yes."
Mom: "What do you want to do about dinner?"
Dad: "I thought we were going to finish the leftovers from Monday night. We might as well clean out the stuff."
Mom: "Okay. I'll make the girls' peanut butter sandwiches and cut up an apple."
Brunette Twin: "That's not fair. Why are you nice to him and not to us?"
Mom: "I'm mad at you. Once you behave, I'll be nice to you too."
Brunette Twin to Blond Twin: "That's not fair. She should be mean to all of us."
Blond Twin: "Shhhh. Mom is going to hear you and we'll be in more trouble."
Brunette Twin: "No she isn't. She's busy."
Mom: "Yes I hear you and you are about to get into more trouble."
Both Twins: Complete silence.