Overheard at our house...
Blond Twin: "Mom, will you tell Daddy why I went on time out today? I was so bad."
Mom: "I don't remember you going on time out."
Dad: "Did you do something bad and you should have gone on time out?"
Blond Twin looks at Brunette Twin. Both girls open their eyes wide and start laughing.
Blond Twin: "No Daddy."
Both girls laugh some more.