Overheard at our house...
"Why are you sitting on the couch?"
"I'm on timeout."
"Who put you on timeout?"
"I did something bad. I don't want to talk about it."
"How long are you going to be on timeout?"
"I don't know. I was very bad. I'll tell you when I'm done."
The mystery remains. We still don't know why the blond twin put herself on timeout.