Since we've had the girls, I am often stunned by the crazy things people say. I know this happens to other people, but there's something about twins that really brings it out in people.
In no particular order, here are some of the things I've been asked and what I'd like to say:
How can you tell them apart?
One's blond and one's brunette.
Are they identical?
Sorry, I cannot review high school biology with you right now.
I could never have twins. How do you do it?
Well, we really couldn't ask for one to come at a more convenient time. Twins don't work that way.
Why don't you dress them alike?
They are twins, not clones.
We only have one space left in the program. Can you leave one child at home?No, they are TWINS.
If you have kids (one or more), what is the craziest thing anyone has said to you?